They forgot to add Loki.
so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward
"So it all started the other day in the garden…" (★)
Robot dressed as a banana
FOR A ROBOT, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO DIE. NONE OF US HAVE EVER FIGURED OUT WHY THIS IS THE CASE. TRUTHFULLY, I’M HAPPIER NOT KNOWING.
Johanna is incredibly perceptive, sarcastic and brash. She speaks her mind, regardless of the consequences, or who she hurts. While Johanna has a very hard exterior, she definitely understands the greater good of the districts and would lay down her life for freedom.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Mako + Firebending
CATS CAT! Laughing babies! People falling, hot hot ladies. SLEEPY PUPPIES, DANCING BABIES, KITTENS, MONKEYS more hot ladies!
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can
All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat
everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.